There’s nothing as cringe as someone freaking out because their vape broke like boohoo baby lost her pacifier well maybe take up smoking cigarettes like a man instead
when i see a guy post a shadow of their hard cock i'm like nice but it's giving plato's allegory of the cave
Ok listen we NEED to talk about your girlfriend. I know you’re doomed by the narrative and all, but she keeps defying the will of fate with her vain and ever more desperate attempts to save you. It’s SERIOUSLY going to rend the fabric of space-time if she keeps this up. I’m not even joking. We’re all going to end up in a closed loop of decaying reality if—it’s not cute, stop laughing!!
i am first and foremost a lover. secondarily and mostly for the bit i am also a hater




